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Tuesday, January 24, 2006
101: The Sex up Post (updated)
"I see your face I think about sex"- Luah
That is 100% not the image I want to project. Can't anybody tell, I'm on the side of alls that pure and Just . Just because I am never going to be celibate nor do I look like the going to pratice monogamy type, does not mean I am some kind of sex beast...
Lately a certain ad on a certain man magazine caught my attention. If my memory serve me right , the ad is by " D Cup Chat Line" . That set me thinking... How would I know... I am talking to a D cup lady ? And why must it be D cup ? Is there anything special experience talking to them ? Or all D Cups are pretty girls ? I can easily imagine how it would be like if I were to call them...
EvilGui --- An innocent Young Man curious about the ad D Cup lady --- A potientally Ugly Pig digging her nose as she answers the phone.
EvilGui : Hello D Cup Lady: Ye EvilGui : So... are you really a D Cup ? D Cup Lady : Ye... Can't you hear from my low pitch voice due to my efforts to support my assets ? EvilGui : No.... D Cup Lady : Can you hear my assets "boing boing" now ? EvilGui: Not really D Cup lady : Do you have any fantasy about me right now, its getting hot in here you know ? EvilGui : I can't... D Cup Lady : Then... Why are you calling this number ? EvilGui : I guess I called the wrong number...
Thats most likely whats going to happen...I guess :p
