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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
The End ?
"The only thing you can talk about is cum, xiao" - Luah to Lionel
Due to ailing mental and physical health , decreass in happiness level , inflation, disappointment with human nature and strong sense of stagnation this will be my last post for now.
Went to the Botanic garden early in the week. Could be the 1st time in my miserable life I saw a real pair of swans and they turned thier backs on me T_T Standing in front of the lake for around 15 mins and all I could see was their Ka Chng. With the kids I escorting shouting at them to turn around, I fear they they might just fly off... And... I just can't understand girl's obession with flowers....
Pix 1 : The Swan Lake
Pix 2 : Flower for the Gals reading this
Pix 3 :Some Catus for the FF fantics.
Met up with Luah and Lionel for dinner on tuesday :) No , a threesome did not take place... we were merely chatting ~~~ reminisciding about old times, lamenting what could have been. After a wonderful dinner, casting aside the yam dunno what rice which I will forever avoid, we decide to go to PS , from Liang court Via walking. As none of us is Navi trained, we somehow decided to cut across Fort Canning hill in the middle of the night. Despite the dimly lited path and bloodly long stairs, we actually reach our destination in a god fearing 15 minutes. Not to mention, the conversation we had that night, if overheard by any passer by, would definetly misunderstood us as some sick perverts on the loose.
Pix 4 : Bloodly long stairs
Frankly speaking, even I have lose count of how many times Lionel said "Bukakge" or other less common fetish, while I was busy disseting the existence of Hell ~ Could have been a perfect night, it not for that big boned lady who insisted that a particular table we were about to sit was hers, despite the fact that she was quneing up to place an order and the previous occupant of the table just left infront of us.
O well, that about it for my last post for now. Hope you have enjoyed it. Astalavista Baby , I will be back ~ Some day ~
" Frankly speaking, if I find out that I only have 1 day to live , I really might try to rob a bank for fun, assumming I don't find out that on a Saturday." - thinking Gui
Ah.. lose another game of Mahjong a few nights ago... THESE have never happen before... I had never lose 2 games consecutively. T_T o well its over le.. maybe I should just quit haha~
Going to watch Angela Concert later ... The wait was long and full of plot twists and even now I don't even know if I will get to watch it in the end or not, but lets put a yes to it first. BTW I was her fan even before her 1st album loL~ But no no, I don't watch that dolphin show.
And in the mean time, I am working on my own list of things I want to do before I die. ( Sorry to spoil your day, its still damn far away) Watch the video for more info.
Movie of the Moment : Most likely the item on my list is less noble due to my nature :p
" You free on Sat night ?" - Ah Seng the flower flower prince
And the next thing I knew, the 1st mahjong game I have since Tips flew back to down under ( 3 months ago ?) was being arrange.
A great sign reveal itself when I was having my lunch, Laksa ; one of my favourite food.
Can you spot it ? Yes, 3 chopsticks !!! I'm sure 99.99 % of the time, it usually come in pairs, but I found 3 when I tear open the plastic covering !!! A good omen. ( Btw , the table is so damn messy coz my busy busy but cute maid still refuse to start work)
Then, meet up with Dr OCK to go Guan Yin temple at 4 horse road to pray abit. No, I did not pray for my victory, I highly doubt theres a god up there that will give an approving thumbs up on the masscare I am preparing to conduct on the mahjong table. I simply pray for the well being of myself ( I have been sick quite often lately) and some people that I care about.
Warrior who need to perform masscare need to be well fed, Dr OCK and I went to Hooked at Railway Mall for dinner. Wasabi Prawn is starting to be 1 of my favourite dish as I seem to order it every time I go there haha~ Tried out their Granny's Beef Stew too
And I had to admit, its one of the best beef stew I ever had that cost less than $20. And frankly speaking, its also one of the best Beef Stew I ever have for less than $50. Its taste is not too strong and the meat is soft. The cripisy prata ( I know its call venm something...Just can't recall it for now) dipped with the stew taste wonderful too.~
Now, I rest in my room, listen to James Blunt - 1973 , preparing for the masscare, ^_^ as I wait for Ah Seng to fetch me to the arena.
"I thank the wonders of the Internet for my recovery." - 100% healthy Gui
Frankly speaking, I have been sick since thursday and it took a turn for the worst on friday... but suddenly, just moments ago, I felt that I have completely recovered infact my mind feels clearer than before ... and I have no idea why. To prevent this dreadful dieases from spreading, I have quaratined myself in my room for the past few days, eating only panadol and drinking ginger ale...And watching shows on my pc... Which will lead me to what I will talk about later ~
Firstly ,this is late, but I still must thank my pretty maid with a sour face :x for accompanying me to watch What happens In Vegas last Sunday. Despite how brain dead and tired she was, she still bothered to dress up nice nice and watch it with me . 谢谢你. I'm a sucker for romantic comedies and pretty girls in movies for those of you who don't know. So happy ~~~ :)
Now... I shall reveal my conclusion on how Love Triangle ends, derived from 3 days watching of shows on my PC
What I learnT about Love Triangles conclusion.
From Japanese Drama In the end, nobody end up with anybody.
From Ang Mo Drama In the end, somebody will hooked up finally, the one left behind will be lamating his or her lot. But in the next season, the one left behind is either A ) No longer in the show without any reason B) killed off in the show C) become a nemesis to the main character.
From Hong Kong Drama In the end, everybody will end up with somebody eventually and they lived happily ever after.
From Taiwan Drama In the end, somebody will end up with someone and the one left behind will either A) Die or B) go somewhere far away to pursuit his or her dreams.
From Korean Drama In the end, one of the party involve will suffer from some weird and rare diease, die or it will be reveal that 2 of the parties involve in the triangle are actually long lost sibblings.
Now I shall get back to scheming how to get an apartment in Robertson Quay other than robbing a bank.
Urgh.. it Sucks to be sick... and I seem to fall sick quite often this year. Can someone diagnose whats happening to me ...
Been having on off fever... I rather it be on all the time.. . so that I won't feel hot and then suddenly cold .
A Semi blocked nose
Sneezing non stop... Maybe someones cursing me... I got a few names in mind already...
Can't seem to sleep at night...
And my eyes feels painful when I look at light sources...
Can't post much ... as my LCD mointer .. is also making my eyes painful...
I am now depending on my miracle drink and Panadols to bring me back to at least 75% health.
*Update* Just recieve 3 sms from the Motherland Army, reminding me of our date in hell. How fitting, like the final 3 nails to my coffin... good bye painful world, just 1 more nail needed to put me out of my misery.
Pix of the Moment : My Miracle drink.
Pix of the Moment 2 : Can sombody get me a ps3 and this ? I 'm sure it will aid my recovery. please please ?
Movie of the Moment : I promise to be nice to you if you get me this :p
" Mr Tan, you look more happy than usual today" - My assistant commented today.
Indeed I am ( will explain in another post when I have both the time and chance to do so) ... but franky speaking... I don't like it because I know this fleeting moment of happiness is never going to last without a divine intervention or a miracle or two. I will just take it as Beta Endorphine, over flowing in my small small brain, prepare for worst and pray for the best and hope that everything will go my way * evil grin* as I stupidly induldge myself in my foolhardlyway .
By the way, my assistants always give me the weridest and yet some time nicest greeting and comments. Here are some other example :
" Mr Tan , you so fast come back from Honeymood ah ~ " - After I took urgent leave without informing them.
" Mr Tan is always smiling, even his girlfriend leave him, he also will be smiling " - I don't really like this :( (Brats... cursing me even b4 I have a girlfriend) And they put this in my offical evalation !!! ( I knew because they show it to me before submitting)
" Are you sleeping ? " - Said to me as I rest my eyes ( its the truth)
" But I was staring at you " - After I explained I was simply resting my eyes.
" Why you look very different today " - After I cut my hair.
" Why Me !!!" - Everytime I ask them to do something they don't want to do. But in the end they will still do it haha~
Well theres actually more, but thats all I can recall for now.
Movie of the Moment : I like the song... I like the story and I kinda know how the guy in the Music video is feeling ... you know, some guy falling in love with a princess ~~
" I think my maid have finally figured out that I have no sense of direction and distance..." - Worried Gui
Brought my cute maid to go walk walk on Sat, and I meant that literally, we really walked alot alot, due to my habbit of finding alternate ways to reach the destination ( Such as moving in a damn big circle) and poor math (my disability to measure distance) . Once again , I apologize to my maid for the suffering poor poor and dumb dumb me had brought to her. If you ever read this...I hope your legs are feeling better. I am suprise that my maid is not panting or fainted ( thou thats really my aim) after all that walking.
Picture 1 : How my maid might have looked that day.
Despite my all fallings, and a certain freak incidient involving ice cream which I shall kept to myself till my death, my cute maid remained good tempered ( phew...) I also managed to feed the tiger within her in time or god knows what will happen to me... Maybe, instead of typing here, I might be feeding fishes in one of the brownest and smelliest river in Singapore, a fate I shall not ponder any further.
" I slam dunk today and pulled my thigh at the same time" -Slightly Delighted Gui
It has been a roller coaster week for me... up up up and even more down down down moments... I truly feel that I need those green mushrooms in Super Mario .O well, lets forget it all as usual. Its the start of spring season in Japan ( I'm 1 week late I know). That means, its time for me to say bye bye to the slimest Gundams I ever seen in Gundam 00 and the guys with manly tears from Kaiji,and welcome some new series with open arms to fill in the void.
Before I start off, I must point out that the above two series are the cream of the corp in the winter season, the only 2 that have kept me hooked on like a fish to bait on a weekly basis. For your info... Naruto (Once the top anime in Japan) lost me when they decided to show 1 year of Frillers and its sequel, Naruto Shippuden ( top too when debuted last year)suffered the same fate when they needed 20min to explain what happened in 5 min.
Now, here are the spring animes I'm currently watching. With all due respect, its only been 1 week, I might just drop 1 or 2 of them or maybe add some new one as time passes.
The Tower of Druaga ~ The Aegis of Uruk~ With a name like that, one can safely assume its some fantasy story. Well it is. I have only watch 2 epsiode of it so far. The 1st epsiode subbed by the production studio itself, is freely avaiable on Youtube ( infact I heard the whole series will be so too ), impressed me alot , thou I can't say the same for the 2nd epsiode... Click here to see the 1st epsiode on Youtube. Watching this show reminded me of the time, the very long time ago when I was conned/ corced into playing MMORPG like Rose Online, The Fourth Comming, and sad to say, the lifeless Maple Story...
Macross Frontier
The Macross series need not much explaination, but for those of you who have never heard of it, I will give a quick summary here. Alien wack earth. Human escape into space in giant spaceship. Then alien and human lived happily ever after or so it seems. Macross Frontier is the latest addition to the series. I always have mix feelings for the Macross series. I Love Macross Plus, like Macross : Do You Remember Love but dislike Macross Zero and is disguested with Macross 7 (It even has a aptly named side story call Macross 7 Trash). Unforunately, the later 2 are the newer shows in the series until Frontier of course. Frontier have a good start so far, the coloring is nice, and as long as the main char don't bring a guitar into the cockpit, sings in it too and starts firing speakers into some alien scum, I think this will be a good series.
Kamen No Maid Guy Its a comedy about a girl who is about to collect a large inheritance when she reach 18. Assassins were send to kill her to prevent her to collect the inheritance. Her gandfather hired a "maid" and "maid guy" to protect her and her brother. Although thats all there is to the plot, this is one of the few shows that actually made me laugh out loud. Its kinda like Fullmetal Panic Fumoffu , with an uglier male lead . Good thing he wears a mask to cover his face... But the things he does to his owner... I hope my maid never see this show... By the way, heres the offical site and I swear its real . http://www.maidguy.com/
Code Geass R2 "If being powerless is a sin then is power justice ? Is revenge a sin ? Is friendship enough for justice ?" Oh my... I have been waiting for the 2nd season of Code Geass since last year, when they ended season 1 with 2 best friends on the verge of shooting one another and a crazy girl about to start a nuclear explosion. Well, R2 started 1 year after that scene... Which totally leave me blur blur... So what happen 1 year ago ? This is Code Geass after all, I doubt they will fail to entertain ~ Especially when the body bags have already started piling up in the very 1st epsiode, just like season 1..." We have been waiting for you Lord Zero" so have I my friends.
And yes thats its, Only 4 series that have caught my attention so far, out of the 40 + new series that was release for Spring.
Gui : That day I go cut hair, got people insult me. Yang Guo : What ? Say you fat ah ? Gui : No, he say I look like a regular in the Army.
Let me see...Today, I was conned by an eleven year old boy in the morning... tricked by a group of 6 to 7 years old girls in noon and a 3 year old toddler found and returned me my umbrella before I knew I had dropped it during evening... I think I have a good idea whos the fool here... I can't wait to see the rest of this month.
Went to sweep my grand father's ( Truly the last person to ever dote on me and give it to my whims and senseless demands) tomb last sunday. I think the last time I went was 4 years ago... I am not a fan of crowded places and the fact that I suffers from morning sickness when I am forcefully awaken before the sun rises truly makes tomb sweeping something I hope nobody does for me.( I'm really that considerate ) Not to mention, I can hardly keep by eyes open in all the smoke. And frankly speaking, there is no tomb... just a urn in a corridor of many many urn. Anyway, here are the pixs, of that day ~~~ U can click on small pix to see big pix .
Photo 1 : A pointess shot Fom nearest to furthest Woman in light green : my Mum Woman in Dark green : My eldest aunt Man in Blue wite stripes : my youngest uncle Woman in Flowery Dress : my 2nd Aunt Weird guy in Black shirt : My youngest brother Man next to him: my Father Infront of them my youngest Aunt and infront of her is her husband.
Photo 2 : Turtles As the rest was quening up, I was feeding turtles, hoping it will bring blessing to me , my cham but cute maid, my pig and dog friends.
Photo 3 : Offerings Think my grand father got 2 stunt cars, 2 houses, a mahjong set and 2 chest of gold this year.
Ah... can't take too much photo as i had mention ealier, I can hardly keep my eyes open. Its just 14 more days and the beast will return... Now I truly fear for the world ~
Gui : You so mean, laugh at other people. Ah Boon : You see yourself, 3 Million other people have already done it.
Gui and Ah Boon, after Gui have seen the latest internet hit" Ken Lee".
Acutally, by the time you people have read this sentence, I guess it would have reach 4 Million. . Got myself a maid recently :p But... still need to bring her out to eat before she start work. Since shes so friendly, I also treat her eat ice cream. Had a wonderful time thou all the shops are closed and like 2 poor rats, we can only do the real window shopping and visit some shady places. ( Hope this answers somebody's question)
My maid actually have a very cham life... almost x2 more cham than mine .( Which most likely is scripted by a Qiong Yao Fanatic) No, shes not suffering from any life threatening diease, having shortage of some rare blood nor is some princess from some enstangled Nation hidding millons in some ulu bank needing someone help her extract them out ( that will be a Nigeria Scam if you people still don't know) . But its still quite cham la. If I type out her situation here, even the most cold blooded killers among you people will cry. BTW, if my maid ever read this, this line is for you "前方是绝路, 希望在转角。"
Picture 1 : Artist impression of my maid.
To help her out, I have decided to setup a "Help the very very cham, and poor thingy but hardworking and cute maid of Gui who headbutts people blindly Trust fund". In short, I will just call it Gui Trust fund.
Picture 2 : What you should put in my pocket.
So all those with golden turtle one , oil plantation , gold mine or is washing black money, working for some Goverment Research center one, living in house bigger than mine, living in house smaller than mine, no house to live in 1, please donate generously to Gui Trust Fund. You can choose to pass me the $$$ above the mahjong table, under the mahjong table or without any table and directly into my pockets will be best. All amounts above Sgd $10 will be welcome. English Pounds are even more welcomed. Don't say I never give you people a chance to do good deed. Interested parties just need to send me an email ~
Movie of the Moment : Ken Lee. After watching this, you better Donate to Gui Trust Fund to earn some good Karma.
"When a couple can fart infront of each other without feeling embrass, that means the love is gone" - What I heard on TV.
So How much do you think you know me ? Do you have the balls to jump into the depths of my corrupted mind and painful past ? If you think you have the balls , or just curious about how I tick, wait no longer. Here is your Chance, just click on the link below
Be afraid, be very very very afraid, for your innocent mind ( should you have one since you are already reading this blog anyway) will be tainted ~ And by the way,
"人家都那么友善的对待我，我请她吃冰淇霖是理所当然的。"- Most memorable line I heard in my last RT session.
Wow, I also wanna treat people eat ice cream haha ~ Nothing much to type thou, other than the fact that I secured my freedom today.
And here are some disjointed thoughts in my mind. Might be worthy to make a movie or something.
Below are public statments issue by Farmer Won to the villagers after a Chicken escaped from his high security farm while going to poo.
4 Hours after Blackie escape: A black chicken, nicknamed Blackie has escape from my hidden farm 4 hours ago. Don't worry , Blackie is no threat to the villagers. Just for your info, Blackie walks with a limp. My slaves will do their best to capture him.
3 days after Blackie escape: I have decided to rest my slaves , don't worry, Blackie is still in our village. He is harmless despite the fact that when he was a wild chicken, he tried to burn my house.
7 days after Blackie escape: I have reasons to believe Blackie is still in our village. Just for your info, Blackie have black feathers, but it might have dyed them. And by the way, it seems like Blackie limps only when its running. And yes, I still can't reveal to you how Blackie escape, at least till I can come out with a believeable tale that will push all blame to maybe the guy who build the farm.
14 days After Blackie escape: I thank all the villagers who had offered me tips on how to capture Blackie. Blackie might be on Jungle diet now. It might look thinner and have more feathers. And it has a mole on its left upper lip.
18 days after Blackie escape: Truth to be told, I have no F**king idea where is Blackie now. But I did found more wild chickens in my search thou. I do deserve some credit right ?
21 day after Blackie escape: Blackie's escape had united all the villagers as one. Maybe I will let more chickens to escape to help us gel together as one. I will call it Chicken Break day if the village cheif approves of it.
27 day after Blackie escape: The village cheif disagree with my idea but we both think that the villagers should pay me more for helping us gel together as one. In the mean time Let us forget everything about Blackie. We should unite as one and look towards the future.
31 day after Blackie escape: Blackie ? who is Blackie ?
This post is a complete work of fiction. All resemblance to any events in the past present or future is purely by chance.
And I will end this post with a conversation I had with Lance / Yang Guo.
Yang Guo : You still got contact the gal you like ? Gui : nope, why ley ? Yang Guo : Nothing just asking nia. Gui : I am a different man now. Yang Guo : Ya I know. Gui : I believe in being a bastard now.
"Buy some AV back for me ley" - Gui to Ah Boon who is flying to Japan.
As any long time visitors can tell, infact, if you have been around since the founding days, this is the most colourful colour scheme ever. No, I have not reach Nivana nor gain any enlightenment, I'm far from there. I just simply feel happy, thats all to it. Have not felt so for quite some time lor and I don't even know why.
This blog is like a reflection of how I feel inside of me ... And yes , things are going well for me, at least for now haha. 1 Remendial Torture session left, and plenty of rest time for me over the weekends. And no, I do not have or have not found a girlfriend, soul mate or Friends with benifits. If I do, I think you people will see fireworks here lol. Now to set you people in the same mood as me first, as this post might be too wordy.
Book Description : More than one hundred stories and testimonies from men who enjoy sharing the most intimate details of their solo sex lives with appreciative readers.
Found this book being sold as I was browsing thu Amazon Online. I wonder what shocked you more ... The fact that this book is actually a sequel /advance guide , meaning the prequel/ begininner's guide sold enough to made a profit that the publisher gave the thumb up to publish a sequel or the fact that I am browsing Amazon Online. Judging by the book cover and description, I doubt there are alot of pretty woman photos inside which are usually more useful than words in this kind of activity( base on what I heard, not from personal experiences) ...
And , just for your info, I was looking at self help book catagory but this is not the kind of 'self help' that I was looking for. I simply can't imagine 1 man telling another man " Dude, you are doing it wrongly, look here, this is the right way to do the right handed Maxwell corkscrew rule." But I think this is what the author just did.
Back to reality. I spent 1 whole day cleaning, rearranging and tidy up my room. Cleared all the unknown insect nests at the corner of the window frame, the gigantic cobwebs at the ceiling and the lizard shits on the wall. It amazes me how much shiting they enjoy doing in my room. Then, it occured to me, I didn't find any lizards in my room... I wonder if I swallowed any in my sleep or they are simply quiters , left my room when the conditions became too hazardous for them to live in.
And then, spend the rest of the day watching
Edward Scissors Hand & Theres Something about Mary 2 of my all time favourite films, Which somehow lead to the creation of the new colour scheme ...
Gonna be a busy 45 days for me starting tomorrow ~ Wish me luck
" God wasn't kind to the indian men..." -Russell Peter
God wasn't kind is actually an understatment, Frankly speaking, I feel that God, if he/she/it exist, is capricious in nature. Reflecting upon my own life, I realsie that I always survire all the dark moments which seem determined to end my story. Yet when the story is going well, there will always be a fatal flaw. Seems like some unknown hands is toying with me, extending my story...Or maybe I am just trying to blame/ praise the turn of events on someone.
But nevertheless, I shall decide how my story goes from now on after resigning myself to fate for 698 days ... It will be long, much much much longer and it will be full of happy moments and pleasant suprises and of course a damn happy ending. You read that big guy ? This is an official declaration of independence. Of course, I won't mind if you intend to throw good things my way, but please, keep all the bad stuff and ideas or pranks you have to someone else.
Anyway, out of curiousity and maybe due to some influence from Ting Ting, I decide to find out more on my 三世书. And the results are below :
If its too small, Click on it haha.
I actually find it to be quite true , at least for this life... I wouldn't really know if I'm some hero of justice in my last life or Space Shutter pilot in my next, but both of them really sound more impressive than what I am doing and intended to do this life. Maybe its time for a change lol~
Maybe I should go be some masked super hero that fight crimes in Singapore. O wait... I think James Lye tried that unsuccessfully ... You know the VR Man, the guy who started his crime fighting career protecting a Chicken Rice stall if my memory serve me right. I wonder how many of you have not been brain washed to forget about thegreat embrassement that it was. Its so bad that I can't find any image of it...
To save myself the same embrassment , Firstly, I will wear a bigger mask to cover my face. Secondly, I will not wear a black spandex. Thirdly, I will try to be an icon that will scare the poo out of every one with evil intentions. Most likely I will look like this...
And lastly, I will start my career by hunting the most terrifying terrorist in Singapore currently. The short, chubby and limping guy that managed to broke out of a high security area and eluded the police, Motherland army and dunno what else that was send to hunt him down, for so long.
Movie of the Moment : You will regret for life if you don't see this. Trust me.
" Guess my body is still not recovering... So who the ass that tell me strong will power will overcome everything..." - Tulan Gui
Woo hoo ~ been deaf or near deaf for 13 hrs, a few more hours left before I visit the doc again to remove the thingy in my ears and get an verdict on whats happening to me... Strangely... all kind of werid problems is appearing on my body since that night 2 year ago ? maybe I'm still not fully recovered I guess haha~
Anyway, during the hours where I have been near deaf, I realise that even when I eat someting, the feeling is different ... losing the sense of hearing makes touching things feel different too... Everything just feels so unreal, other than the fact than I have a terrible itch in my ears and I can't scratch it... But the world does seems like a nicer place when its silent...
Recieved 2 Imperial Edicts from the Motherland Army yesterday ( Maybe thats why I fell ill . ). I can only say... I must have bow down to them far too long to the extend that they think they can do whatever they want with me even when I am no longer with them... Thou I hope the 2nd edict is a mistake ... or I will have to fly to some god forsaken place for weeks to do some crap they can't find anyone else to do.
Its saddening to know that the decisive force don't have the dignity, honor , courage and the balls to tell you that they have decided to screw your life over up side down, face to face... Nooo, they just can't do it... they can only send you a cute sms, asking you to login in to a fancy looking but useless webpage and show it to you in some text, without offering any explaination and reason or a person to rant at. Heck they didn't even tell me where I'm going... just some silly words " Overseas trainning. Report to Mandai Hill camp at 0730 on XX/XX/2008".
Found a photo of me in a Yang Guo's blog sometime back... Its not a normal photo... its a photo that I didn't even knew exist...~ luckily, its not the Edison kind and in case you are wondering, I'm the only 1 in the photo with a ride.
I know I know... Thats me , around 5 years ago ? Before I got corrupted and more slim back then. Ah~~~ Those are the days when my thinking was more pure and innocent and I believed that anybody in the world can be trusted~ And don't ask me why Yin Tong 淫同 is in a different colour. You gotta ask the person who 1st post this in his blog...~
" So whats your Plan" - Yin Tong " I don't have a Plan " - Dumb Gui
Without even starting any of the things I wanted to do this year, its March already. Not only Have I not started, I have not even planned... Wait... before that.. what was it exactly that I wanted to do this year... I can't remember... Maybe I'm getting senile...
Watched L : Change the World... Frankly speaking... I think L is kinda out of Character... Remember in Deathnote 2, He have every single intention to torture the kawaii Misa Misa... for 1 month... How in the world did he mellowed to some kid loving older brother ? And his opponent, the Eco Terrorist, Blue Earth or some crappy name, Seem brainless and dull when compared to Kira... A craze scientist , a man with weird eye, one guy who can't shoot at point blank and a psychotic knife wielding girl, they look like they should be in the old Batman Franchise, you know, the one where the Bat Suit have nipples and have that line " Do you know what killed the dinosaurs ? The ICE AGE !!!" But over all I still like the film... despite how uncomfortable it made me felt .
Heres the rest of my Feb in a few pix
The Door Gift from my Cousin Jane's Wedding. I still kept them as a memento =p
Something to replace lunch ...
or Maybe not
Prove that I have no Luck ~ ( Click on small pix to see big pix)
Well once in a blue moon things like these do happen ~
And heres something I am looking foward to in March. Thou I might have a headache if the 60% might be recalled Ah Seng cannot go on that day...
I actually wanted to put my neighbour( before he went to that place with no sunlight) Mus Selemat photo here, but I guess every people on the tiny red dote have seen it. I hope he get caught soon as the incompentency of the motherland's security council is so glaring thats its making me blush... Maybe they should watch The Fugitive or Prison Break season 2 for some ideas. Maybe , just maybe, they are hoping that someone with Death Note would just look at their Mobile phone and write his name in.
Movie of the Moment : I don't like beaches, but I do like ...
"My OC ask me to tell you all this. There is still hope in Phase 2..." - My Remedial Torture PTI
The lack of updates must have cause some people to think that something bad has befallen upon poor me. Sad to say, thats half the truth. I have been promoted to the 2nd phase of Remedial Torture, I did not win a damn cent in the New Year Toto, and Cupid is still alive out there somewhere.
All is not that bad actually and Friday seems to be the turning point, at least it look like one ... Went to my cousin Jane wedding... Thou I was not around for the engagement, I manged to made it to the wedding... *Will post photo here when I uploaded them*
And I finally 'bump into' Ting Ting today, thou the occasion is quite tense and everyone at the event seems nervous so never get to talk much...
But even more coincidential was bumping into HQ at during Phase 2 of my RT. My relationship with HQ preceeds even the 1st post in this blog. He was my PTP buddy when I was 1st enlisted, My 1st friend in the Motherland Navy Divorce Unit ( Yes I was 1st enlisted into the Navy). One of the few person I constantly talked to during our 2 weeks confinement, one of the few that go thru my darkest days with me, and like me, is a slacker who can't be bother to keep a healthy lifestyle. Thou we haven met since I got posted out, since he was posted to the Navy and I was posted out to the Army. A real pleasant suprise to bump into him today.
"When I saw the letter with the label 'On Government Service' on my table when I got home, I almost pee on the spot, only to find a seemly harmless CNY greeting from the Motherland army" - Gui relating the most exciting thing to happen to him on Valentines day 2008.
Today, I spend a wonderful day with the only person in the whole wide world that I trust, love, pampered, care for and once in a blue moon worship; myself. Heck, I even skipped remedial torture just so that I can be with myself after work. Thou the ghastly envelope did spoiled my mood for a moment, all was fine after I breeze thru the contents of the letter, despite the fact that it seems to be foreboding the comming of something I dislike inherently.
I do have a suggestion thou, the next time anyone intend to send any greetings to me, I hope they don't put it in an envelope with the words 'On Government Service'. There is a chance I that I might just burn it and pretend that I have never recieved it nor view its contents in the 1st place.
Lately( actually its 2 days ago), I am playing Wahjong( Its a silly alternative name for online mahjong) in Viwawa.com . My Nick is EvilGui and I am in need of some fresh challenge !!! Thou it can never beat the real Mahjong, where the feeling of the tile in your hand, the smell of fear in the air, the look of panic on people's face as you shout "Hu" or "Ron" and the hastening of heart beats as the game reaches its climate, but Wahjong is still feels like a good alternative to mahjong. At least my opponent won't feel a thing when I win the daylight out of them...
Last but not least, Happy Valentines Day to all the people that are like me ~ If you're unlucky enough, next year you might have to cough up an insane amount of cash and brain juice for Valentines Day 2009.
Movie of the Moment : The same words I can't say or I will lose my ...
''I got the mad cow. And my penis only works on medication.''- Denny Crane
Sob sob, Just put my 8800 that have follow me for years to rest... of coz, that is nothing compare to the fact that Yin Tong have left for Brisbane. 淫法王, I will miss you...and your 淫talk.
CNY is comming , so is that dreadful day... Nope not V day, I'm used to being alone on V day... Its that day... Feb 17... the day my life starts to feel and taste like Newater before all the reverse osomis mumbo jumbo. I think I am not going to like this month... Anyway, I have come out with a list of things that might cheer me up alittle ... Should they happen of course...
1) Winning the Group 1 Prize in the Lunar New Year Toto draw I have won alot of small prizes in my humble and meaningless life, but this... It definitely will help me see my life thru a rosy tinted glass.
2) A Gurren Lagann Model or at least a Core Drill =p
Its not a secret that I am an over grown big fan of Tengen ToppaGurren Lagann.
3) A Date on V day It dosen't hurt to break the curse for once you know, and of course if my date look like her will be a big big big bonus. But I highly suspect my V day most likely will be as uneventful as the years before since 2004.
And when I don't have that , I don't mind reciving
4) Cupid's corpse... For the bad job it have done with my life.
