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Sunday, June 01, 2008
Buried Life
" Frankly speaking, if I find out that I only have 1 day to live , I really might try to rob a bank for fun, assumming I don't find out that on a Saturday." - thinking Gui
Ah.. lose another game of Mahjong a few nights ago... THESE have never happen before... I had never lose 2 games consecutively. T_T o well its over le.. maybe I should just quit haha~
Going to watch Angela Concert later ... The wait was long and full of plot twists and even now I don't even know if I will get to watch it in the end or not, but lets put a yes to it first. BTW I was her fan even before her 1st album loL~ But no no, I don't watch that dolphin show.
And in the mean time, I am working on my own list of things I want to do before I die. ( Sorry to spoil your day, its still damn far away) Watch the video for more info.
Movie of the Moment : Most likely the item on my list is less noble due to my nature :p
"The White Mage Vs The Black Ghost" - Gui describing the 2008 UEFA Champs League Finals at Moscow.
For those of you who have a more chaste mindset, I am actually refering to Ronaldo Vs Drogba :p
My Good Friend Yang Guo ask me to do this, how can I not do...
Here are the rules: 1)Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
2)People who are tagged, write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and post these rules.
3)At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people and include their names.
4)Don’t forget to leave them a comment on their blog and tell them they’ve been tagged, and to come back and read your blog for the whole story.
And Here we go ~
1) Despite how fluffy I look recently, I can still put up a damn good fight with a portable chair, 6 by 4 , an Iron rod or a hammer in my hands.
2) To me, rules are merely guidelines. ( points to rule number 3 & 4, the letter shall not go beyond here)
3) I am losing my memory, will have to see a doc soon if it persist.
4) Heres a puzzle for you people . I like to be given a "45 28 35" " 46 28 43 23" " 36 27 35". But only by certain people haha~ * hint for all the dumb dumb people : the key to solve this puzzle is right infront of you.*
5) I like to eat cakes.
6) I have 2 very cute assistants.
7) Got people complain I smile too much and is too kind / nice to other people.
8) I love to play mahjong with friends~~win lose or draw, got money or no money I don't care.
Pix of the Moment : Somebody own me alot of this...
''I got the mad cow. And my penis only works on medication.''- Denny Crane
Sob sob, Just put my 8800 that have follow me for years to rest... of coz, that is nothing compare to the fact that Yin Tong have left for Brisbane. 淫法王, I will miss you...and your 淫talk.
CNY is comming , so is that dreadful day... Nope not V day, I'm used to being alone on V day... Its that day... Feb 17... the day my life starts to feel and taste like Newater before all the reverse osomis mumbo jumbo. I think I am not going to like this month... Anyway, I have come out with a list of things that might cheer me up alittle ... Should they happen of course...
1) Winning the Group 1 Prize in the Lunar New Year Toto draw I have won alot of small prizes in my humble and meaningless life, but this... It definitely will help me see my life thru a rosy tinted glass.
2) A Gurren Lagann Model or at least a Core Drill =p
Its not a secret that I am an over grown big fan of Tengen ToppaGurren Lagann.
3) A Date on V day It dosen't hurt to break the curse for once you know, and of course if my date look like her will be a big big big bonus. But I highly suspect my V day most likely will be as uneventful as the years before since 2004.
And when I don't have that , I don't mind reciving
4) Cupid's corpse... For the bad job it have done with my life.
"Under the starry night, the gods will judge how we have judged" - words on SEELE's logo.
In 2007, I learnt that I should believe in fate, the flow of nature's intended course, destiny or whatever you like to call it. You know, situations beyond your own control, like watching 2 trains colliding from the side. Should you intervene, the result might be even more devestating, like 2 trains colliding on you.
Before I start on my resolutions, I just found out that the naked man with wings I mention in an ealier post is call Willam Scorpion. The past few days have been very tiring and which climated in a KTV session at the end of 2007
And here are my resolutions for 2008 ~
1) Sleep Before 12mn.
2) Stay Healthy.
3) Stay Happy.
4) Stay away from trouble.
5) Be even Happier somehow.
Last but not least, I would like to vent out my fustration that Stingy And Fruitless or the Motherland army as some would call it, has returned to haunt me, with their inflexible thinking (althought they are calling themselve the decisive force). They are like a bad pimple in my life. Even after a 2 years outbreak, and leaving countless scars on me, it just suddenly pop right back into my life, unwilling to compromise or even listen in the first place. Do they not know that there will not be an army in the 1st place if they treat all the grunts like me like pieces of meat for them to wave around...
" His face very white lor" - 9 ge / Jimmy / Iori82 describing one of his friend's boyfriend's trait.
Frankly speaking, I also want to have a very small and white face too... but I don't have such fortune... maybe in my next life...
Woke up from a nightmare during my afternoon nap !!! Althought I can't remember what it really was about, it really scared the poos out of me. So, to help myself recalled what was it, I decided to write down things that will drive me trembling down my spine.
10) Playing mahjong with a Bykugan User. This got to be one of my worst fear. Playing mahjong with someone who can see thru anything... whats the fun in that...
9) Moon falling down on the poor naked monkeys. Oh wait.. this only will happen in Gurren Lagann.
8) Sitting in 9 ge's vehicle without seat belt. This would be more scary 1 year ago...
7) Sitting in Ah Seng's vehicle without seat belt. This is sucide...
6) Trap alone in a small dark room... Whats that word... Claustrophobia ?
5) Wearing that ugly green uniform. I'm not sure if its a fear or not...but nothing good ever happen when I am wearing it...
4) Motherland or any of her companies proposed a tax hike / price increament for whatever reasons ~ I don't even need to think if it will be approved or not... it surely will. Let hope they don't propose something like air tax... you know, tax you for the amount of carbon dioxiode or other green house gases you release when you fart, burp or whatever.
3) Seeing only $0 in all my bank acc I know money is not everything, but without enough of it, you cannot do anything and without any of it, you are nothing more than a parasite wasting the air on our not so blue and not so beautiful planet.
2)Drowning Need I explain...
1) Flying cockroaches Your only chance to see me run around and scream like a little girl...
" I will make a hole through heaven itself, even if that hole becomes my grave as long as I break through, I am victorious. " - Simon the digger.
I am not sure if anyone else notice this... but something is really wrong with my world. Maybe these are signs its the end after all...
1) My country population is declining thanks to the services provided by foregin worker in an area , a lecturer from UK I have 7 years ago prounce as"gay land".
2) Declining population means the army will be shrinking because the bulk of their numbers comes from forced conscripition.
3)There was a time where I can name all 22 players in my national football team. Now... I don't even know which 1 is born in my country.
4) People will only donate money to needy only if some monk put himself in dire situation or some old couple singing their poor lungs out... Are donors sadistic or is it the performers who are masochist.
5) I know people need to be entertained. But the next time they want to see monks do stunts, can they get those from Shaolin Shi ?
6) A company producing inferior products compared to free stuff is actually suing others for having the free stuff. Maybe they will make a heafty profit this way.
7) A mass email on the way how the real army works from the mini prince got circulated all over the internet. I guess somebody in manpower made a mistake by putting him into the real army.
8) How come there is no big box pack for vanilla flavor of Hello Panda ?
9) My blog posting getting more and more irregular...
10) 2 of my best friends are not talking to one another...
I didn't knew that... I always thought he is a priest lol~
In between my never ending quest to save Ivalice from two warring empire and some yet still unknown conspiracy by Lord Vayne and Docter Cid in Final Fantasy XII, the last of the Final Fantasy series to appear in the so call "outdated" PS2 I bought only 3 years ago, I do spare some time thinking about what I want to do and achieve in 2007. You know, those time when the words " Game Over " pops up, when encountering puzzles I can't solve with my meagre IQ and moments when my humorous sense of direction dicates that I should walk in circles over and over again in some dungeon.
Base on past experiences, I usually fail to keep most of my New Year Resolutions, but this is usually due to act of God ( Yes, I need to blame someone ), things beyond my control happens. But still, I will still make resolutions for 2007, not just of the sake of doing it, but to keep myself focus and hopping that God ( or whoever or whatever that exist and is in control or have some influence in my tiny life) will be less of a joker this year, with regards to my life.
Putting in a challenge or 2 in 1 year is ok with me. Putting at least one per month and comboing them together is pushing the limit of my sanity. Its a miracle that I am not tempted to walk beyond the yellow lines at Mrt Stations and hopefully go to a nicer place. These challenges have enlighten me that there really just might be some powers above up there and this powers above don't like me alot :( Its ok, I don't like them either.
O well, end of the complaining, since life seems to be getting better lately... Here it goes, my New Year Resolution for 2007. I made them simple so that they are easier to keep haha.
1) Pratice self restraint.
2) Win more in Mahjong.
3) Sleep before 12mn.
4) Exercise.
5) Watch less 'Artistic' Video.
6) Decide between Wii and PS3.
7) Watch new Naruto epsiodes on Feb 17 2007 onwards.
8) Be abit less lazy.
9) Remember to express my extreme dislike of SAF during ICT on June 18th to 30th.
10) Do only things according to my heart desires.
And 3 more resolutions that will not be shown here haha~
Useless Trivals:
1) I am afraid of stepping on snails.
2) I still dislike rainy days.
3) If the younger me ever saw me today, he will kick my butt.
This will be my last post in 2006. I will spend the remaining days of 2006 saving Ivalice and ponders on how to be a better person next year. Last but not least, base on my experiences in 2006, I believe that people should ask and find out more about whatever they are told. We cannot take everything that someone else tell us or wrote about as the truth or fact. We must question everything for there is always more then one side to anything, for each and every people have their own agenda.
My agenda in making this blog ?
A space to express my fustration and sometimes share my joys with my friends and in the process hopefully entertained them.
Happy New Year everyone. Thanks for reading, whoever you may be.
Movie of the Moment : When will I ever have the good fortune to fly in such an Airline.
PiX Of the Moment : The Quote in Question. ( Photo provided by Crystal)
Been quite a busy week for me. There were some sad moments, confusing moments and happy moments. And I can't believe who I bump into on the Mrt on thursday lol. But most importantly, I realise that I fear cockroach, after an encounter with a gigantic 1 in the kitchen in the middle of the night. It's shinny skin reflected the fridge light and gave me quite a fright. Hai~
Ah and here are all my birthday wishes of this year :)
I wish ...
13) That everyone in my course that know how to spell my full name correctly will pass the up comming exams.
12 ) That all my friends are happy, even those that will never get to see me again in this life time, no matter where they are, be it somewhere where sunlight never shines on or what they do.
11) For the World to be peaceful so that I can read other news other than those related to Iraq, Israel and Dr Chee and prices & tax increaments in Singapore.
10) To have absolute good luck in whatever I do :)
9) That I can smile everyday without the use of botox.
8) For more different voices and views in my government as the one voice that speak loudest or the majority who think alike is not neccesary correct.
7) To grow more hair. (On my the top of my head)
6) To stay fit and healthy despite my unhealthy and unfit regime.
5) That 731sir will not activate me.( Fat Hope)
4) To Win more and more mahjong games.
3) To strike 1M in Toto
2) To let go and forget all the bad stuff that have happened to me.
1) To find the one true gal that will dote on me and take good care of me till the end of my humble life...
By the way, after reading Spritual Marketing recommanded to me by Ann, I am quite confuse, I believe in the power of believing but I also understand that hope is just a disguesting emotion that will torture you and prevent you from giving up when its time to. But, you tend to believe more when there is Hope right ? You will linger on as long as there is hope right ? So is power of believe possible to change a dreadful situation with only a glimper of hope ?
Movie of the Moment 2 : Hot Gal wearing black singing Gui's way of Life (translation here). What more can you ask for.
El: Don't lose faith in woman so soon, There are still some good ones out there. EvilGui : I lost Faith long ago ...
Just for the record, I am not turning gay. I am just tired of people asking me how come I don't have a girl friend or where my girl friend disappear to. I believe, like most of you that ask me those questions, somewhere out there, there really might be someone for me but sad to say, I am too discouraged to look for her. But I won't mind if shes the one looking for me instead haha.
To make things easier for her, if such a person exist, I am going to list out all my weird quirks in this post. This should be an interesting read to most of you. To those that know me well enough, just take it as a revision lor haha...
The List
My Taste buds
I don't like fruit jams, I like peanut butter for my plain bread , butter and kaya for my toast. I don't like boiled eggs but I like 1/2 boiled ones. I drink neither coffee nor tea . Oolong tea is like long kang water to me, I drank only 1 mouthful of it so far in my life. I prefer to put cooked food in my mouth, but I am ok with Sashimis. My steak 70% cook. My favourite fruit is Honey Dew.
My Life Style
Mahjong is my favourite past time, board game and socializing activity. Basketball could be too, once I figure out how to put the damn ball into the basket. I don't like card games like "In Between" and "Black Jacks". I listen to any music pleasing to my ears. Shopping is what I do to de-stress, if you see me suddenly buying something expensive for myself ( like recently) means I am trying to make myself feel good. I enjoy fine dinning once in a while.
My Eyes
I like watching Anime, especially Macross Plus, Fumoffu and Bleach (1 to 63) My Favourite Movie , Theres something about Mary . I am a coward. Cowards don't like to see horror shows in cinema.
Myself
I am neither tall, dark nor handsome.
I only forget, I never forgive.
Once you have lose my trust, its hard for you to get it back. In Mahjong terms, its call a "hell wait".
Contary to popular believe, I suck at computer stuff, I know people who are much much much better than me. ( etc SAM)
Do not attempt to engage me in a phyical fight, this is not a threat, but a warning. Stepping on an ant so as not to crush it requires an immense amount of control.
I am scare of cold, I try to shower in hot water whenever possible.
When I set my room's air con to 27 celcius, I am shivering, when I set it to 28 , I feel its too warm, if only it comes with 27.5 .
I am ruled by my emotions.
Kind hearted I maybe be, Evil I too am to certain people.
I am damn poor.
My Idea Girl
Cursed to take good care of me.
I don't really expect her to understand me, at least understand my intentions and actions will do. tell me that I am irreplaceable and means it.
Silm to medium build.
A heart the same as mine would be perfect.
I hate a fake front.
Honestly is the best policy.
Most importantly, must have very pretty eyes.
End of list
Pesky I am :p Maybe its only in my dreams where such a person exist, but if thats the case, please put me to eternal rest after I post this.
"Everyone carrys with them a wish. And when that wish is granted, I suppose you could call that bliss." - Sakura
Feeling quite good lately, guess I am almost back to normal ( although I am currently down with flu as I am typing this.)...Ever since my mum went overseas... my house felt more dusty... :( Can't remember when 9 inch is going to return from Taiwan, hope he remembers my special demands lol.
Heard some news that I might have to go to Tekong end of this month... ~ I always thought I can complete my NS without having to step afoot that acursed island...o well not supprising to hear that news since I only have heard bad news this month.
My attachment to OCS was funny in a weird kind of way... I bump into people I know almost everyday. People from my poly, people from my previous attachments etc ... guess I really got attached out too often lol~ base on what happen lately ...
Ah its almost that time of the year again lets see how many of my wishes last year got granted... Sh*t... i didn't made any last year... becoz of this (click to see) lol. O for those of you wondering whats the last wish... dun bother lol ~ like just say it turned out quite negatively for me even when it got granted.
OH well time to make some wishes... ( Its time to see if I have a Fairy god mother or father lol)
1 . Have cencored by my side always. 2 . But 1st, she have to be by my side. If not how to be always lol. 3 . Get a job that can pay mi 3.5x of what Stingy And Fruitless pay me when I ord. 4 . Go Taipei as a civilian. 5 . May the last part of my NS life be not as exciting as the past 6 months. I cannot take anymore shocks lol. 6 . Meet the "Dragon" thats suppose to bring mi higher than "Heaven" that was written on that tiny piece of paper. 7 . Dun fall when I reach there. 8 . Be happy at all times if possible. 9 . Don't hurt anybody 10. Sleep MORE.
O well , some of the stuff written on top seems like crazy ranting... Chances of happening are so slim :'(
