"I will go buy a pig penis to show my support for you in your rally." - Evil Gui to 9 inch
Why the World Doesn't Need Evil Gui ( inspired by Why the World Doesn't Need Superman)
1) The World is quite bad as it is now. Him being not around will make it slightly better.
2) He is hogging on to alot of internet bandwidth.
3) He is dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest.*
4) People who will never see/hear/smell/taste/feel him never gets a good bye from him.
5) He waste air by spending alot of time sleeping.
6) He is still watching anime at his age.
7) His favourite character in Bleach is not Ichigo, infact, its not even a Shinigami.
8) He is too poor to be needed.
9) You have no idea who he is.
10) And lastly, he is not loved.( sob sob T_T )
*Dishonest only in Mahjong.
Possible dialogue proudly brought to you by yours truly.
After MM (Marco Materazzi) squeeze ZZ's (Zinedine Zidane) breast
MM : OOO~ you have been training your chest, it feels nice
ZZ : Shut up you sick prev
MM : Come on don't be shy, let me do it again
ZZ : Get lost !!!
MM : I will pass you my room key later~
ZZ : Enough !!! Take this... FiN
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