"Simone: You are thinking what I am thinking ?
Viral : Yea... top or bottom ? "
I never saw this comming...
Good news to all, I am going to be rich... dirty smelly filthy rich. No, I did not strike 4d, toto or any lottery. Its even better... some Kundi from Africa just send me an email asking me to help him. In exchange, he will give me a handsome tip. Just look here. I don't really like to meddle in other people's civil war but I guess I just got to help the poor fellow...Ok , the guy spelted a few words wrong, that dosen't mean I should'nt trust him right...
Lately, one apple seller (who is going to be even more smelly , more dirty and more filthy rich than me) on a small red dot, have been sending out threatening letters asking for $$$ , hinting at lawsuits to people who pluck apples from Bukit Timah. He says that he have brought the rights to sell New Zealand apple, Japan apple , Africa apple and alot of other apples. But his apple business have been bad, so he is busy sueing people who pluck apple from Bukit Timah (0.0)y
True, all the apple tress in Bukit Timah orginated from those countries he represent. But, the reason why people go pluck from Bukit Timah instead of buying from him is simple, its FREE, you know, everyone like freebies... especially on the small red dot... Secondly, The apples from Bukit Timah is fresher than those he sold, thirdly, he has been selling the same rotten apples for 2 years at high price, isn't a lost expected ? last but not least, he was caught selling apples pluck from Bukit Timah posing them as his...
Of course , the apple seller is not wrong to go around busy sueing people, from a business point of view that is... Morally , its seem alittle bit grey... Have you heard about the 9 year old who recieved his letter ? ( kinda like a black letter from Mai Otome) He then have to go meet this apple seller at his apple HQ.
A possible reenactment.
Apple seller : Si Gina, don't think you young young I will just let you off with a warning. I not the kind to give warning ... Pluck so many apple from Bukit Timah, lucky you leave your footprints, otherwise my rottweiler cannot find you. For each apple you pluck , I can charge you 5k. But I am a good man, I give u discount. You give me 3 K 1 shot, I will forgive you. But you must sign this, you cannot tell others what happened here and You must stop plucking apple for the rest of your screwed life .
9 year old : Whats the 3k for ???
Apple Seller: Don't think I take 3k from you is I keep. I got to buy meat for my rottweilers ok, So many of your kind pluck apple, they smell here smell there, follow this follow that also very tired one... so you don't anyhow think .... So you wanna give or not ? or you prefer to speak to my big bad Lawyer in court. Not to mention, the Motherland support me. I have recieved the imperial edict from the powers above, ... you and your kind better wake up from your bloody ideas ... you all have been double-6-ed* by me, understand !!!
End of reenactment.
See, the apple seller is not such a bad person after all... right ?
double-6-ed* -In board games, you roll 2 dices to determine the damge you are inflicting to your enemy. When the 2 dices show '6', it means a direct hit, a critical hit, a head shot, a kick in the groin, depending on which board game you playing.
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