The Gui Files

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Guisop Tales

"人家都那么友善的对待我，我请她吃冰淇霖是理所当然的。"- Most memorable line I heard in my last RT session.

Wow, I also wanna treat people eat ice cream haha ~ Nothing much to type thou, other than the fact that I secured my freedom today.

And here are some disjointed thoughts in my mind. Might be worthy to make a movie or something.

Below are public statments issue by Farmer Won to the villagers after a Chicken escaped from his high security farm while going to poo.

4 Hours after Blackie escape:
A black chicken, nicknamed Blackie has escape from my hidden farm 4 hours ago. Don't worry , Blackie is no threat to the villagers. Just for your info, Blackie walks with a limp. My slaves will do their best to capture him.

3 days after Blackie escape:
I have decided to rest my slaves , don't worry, Blackie is still in our village. He is harmless despite the fact that when he was a wild chicken, he tried to burn my house.

7 days after Blackie escape:
I have reasons to believe Blackie is still in our village. Just for your info, Blackie have black feathers, but it might have dyed them. And by the way, it seems like Blackie limps only when its running. And yes, I still can't reveal to you how Blackie escape, at least till I can come out with a believeable tale that will push all blame to maybe the guy who build the farm.

14 days After Blackie escape:
I thank all the villagers who had offered me tips on how to capture Blackie. Blackie might be on Jungle diet now. It might look thinner and have more feathers. And it has a mole on its left upper lip.

18 days after Blackie escape:
Truth to be told, I have no F**king idea where is Blackie now. But I did found more wild chickens in my search thou. I do deserve some credit right ?

21 day after Blackie escape:
Blackie's escape had united all the villagers as one. Maybe I will let more chickens to escape to help us gel together as one. I will call it Chicken Break day if the village cheif approves of it.

27 day after Blackie escape:
The village cheif disagree with my idea but we both think that the villagers should pay me more for helping us gel together as one. In the mean time Let us forget everything about Blackie. We should unite as one and look towards the future.

31 day after Blackie escape:
Blackie ? who is Blackie ?

This post is a complete work of fiction.
All resemblance to any events in the past present or future is purely by chance.

And I will end this post with a conversation I had with Lance / Yang Guo.

Yang Guo : You still got contact the gal you like ?
Gui : nope, why ley ?
Yang Guo : Nothing just asking nia.
Gui : I am a different man now.
Yang Guo : Ya I know.
Gui : I believe in being a bastard now.

FiN

Labels: life, random post

posted by Zegui @ 9:14 PM

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