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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Tulibu Dibu Douchoo
Gui : You so mean, laugh at other people. Ah Boon : You see yourself, 3 Million other people have already done it.
Gui and Ah Boon, after Gui have seen the latest internet hit" Ken Lee".
Acutally, by the time you people have read this sentence, I guess it would have reach 4 Million. . Got myself a maid recently :p But... still need to bring her out to eat before she start work. Since shes so friendly, I also treat her eat ice cream. Had a wonderful time thou all the shops are closed and like 2 poor rats, we can only do the real window shopping and visit some shady places. ( Hope this answers somebody's question)
My maid actually have a very cham life... almost x2 more cham than mine .( Which most likely is scripted by a Qiong Yao Fanatic) No, shes not suffering from any life threatening diease, having shortage of some rare blood nor is some princess from some enstangled Nation hidding millons in some ulu bank needing someone help her extract them out ( that will be a Nigeria Scam if you people still don't know) . But its still quite cham la. If I type out her situation here, even the most cold blooded killers among you people will cry. BTW, if my maid ever read this, this line is for you "前方是绝路, 希望在转角。"
Picture 1 : Artist impression of my maid.
To help her out, I have decided to setup a "Help the very very cham, and poor thingy but hardworking and cute maid of Gui who headbutts people blindly Trust fund". In short, I will just call it Gui Trust fund.
Picture 2 : What you should put in my pocket.
So all those with golden turtle one , oil plantation , gold mine or is washing black money, working for some Goverment Research center one, living in house bigger than mine, living in house smaller than mine, no house to live in 1, please donate generously to Gui Trust Fund. You can choose to pass me the $$$ above the mahjong table, under the mahjong table or without any table and directly into my pockets will be best. All amounts above Sgd $10 will be welcome. English Pounds are even more welcomed. Don't say I never give you people a chance to do good deed. Interested parties just need to send me an email ~
Movie of the Moment : Ken Lee. After watching this, you better Donate to Gui Trust Fund to earn some good Karma.
