| Friday, August 31, 2007 |
| End of Augest |
"My desk very squeeze" - Jeff
For a moment, I thought he was hinting to me that he have more than one secretary sitting on his lap...~ Then I realise he was refering to his desktops and laptops.
This is a picture of me that I got produced at http://simpsonizeme.com/ .
Its a site where you submit one photo for yourself and they tranform you into one of those yellow guy you can see free on tv but stupid enough to pay to watch them in the cinemas.
So, does the picture look like me ? Thats for you to decide. But one thing I'm sure of is I don't have as much chest air as shown in the pix.Labels: random post |
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| Sunday, August 19, 2007 |
| I Fraund *Updated on 21st Augest |
"Simone: You are thinking what I am thinking ?
Viral : Yea... top or bottom ? "
I never saw this comming...
Good news to all, I am going to be rich... dirty smelly filthy rich. No, I did not strike 4d, toto or any lottery. Its even better... some Kundi from Africa just send me an email asking me to help him. In exchange, he will give me a handsome tip. Just look here. I don't really like to meddle in other people's civil war but I guess I just got to help the poor fellow...Ok , the guy spelted a few words wrong, that dosen't mean I should'nt trust him right...
Lately, one apple seller (who is going to be even more smelly , more dirty and more filthy rich than me) on a small red dot, have been sending out threatening letters asking for $$$ , hinting at lawsuits to people who pluck apples from Bukit Timah. He says that he have brought the rights to sell New Zealand apple, Japan apple , Africa apple and alot of other apples. But his apple business have been bad, so he is busy sueing people who pluck apple from Bukit Timah (0.0)y
True, all the apple tress in Bukit Timah orginated from those countries he represent. But, the reason why people go pluck from Bukit Timah instead of buying from him is simple, its FREE, you know, everyone like freebies... especially on the small red dot... Secondly, The apples from Bukit Timah is fresher than those he sold, thirdly, he has been selling the same rotten apples for 2 years at high price, isn't a lost expected ? last but not least, he was caught selling apples pluck from Bukit Timah posing them as his...
Of course , the apple seller is not wrong to go around busy sueing people, from a business point of view that is... Morally , its seem alittle bit grey... Have you heard about the 9 year old who recieved his letter ? ( kinda like a black letter from Mai Otome) He then have to go meet this apple seller at his apple HQ.
A possible reenactment.
Apple seller : Si Gina, don't think you young young I will just let you off with a warning. I not the kind to give warning ... Pluck so many apple from Bukit Timah, lucky you leave your footprints, otherwise my rottweiler cannot find you. For each apple you pluck , I can charge you 5k. But I am a good man, I give u discount. You give me 3 K 1 shot, I will forgive you. But you must sign this, you cannot tell others what happened here and You must stop plucking apple for the rest of your screwed life .
9 year old : Whats the 3k for ???
Apple Seller: Don't think I take 3k from you is I keep. I got to buy meat for my rottweilers ok, So many of your kind pluck apple, they smell here smell there, follow this follow that also very tired one... so you don't anyhow think .... So you wanna give or not ? or you prefer to speak to my big bad Lawyer in court. Not to mention, the Motherland support me. I have recieved the imperial edict from the powers above, ... you and your kind better wake up from your bloody ideas ... you all have been double-6-ed* by me, understand !!!
End of reenactment.
See, the apple seller is not such a bad person after all... right ?
double-6-ed* -In board games, you roll 2 dices to determine the damge you are inflicting to your enemy. When the 2 dices show '6', it means a direct hit, a critical hit, a head shot, a kick in the groin, depending on which board game you playing.
Movie of the moment : Absolutely nothing to do with this post.
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| Wednesday, August 15, 2007 |
| Microsoft Surface |
"Instead of playing with your kids, you can just look at video of them playing by themselves. You will smile knowing you only spend 10 thousand dollars to do it. And if your mum have 10 thousand dollars laying around her house and she have nothing to do with it, she can get 1 too and then you can send her a post card for free." - Microsoft surface Ad I definetly will get 1 of this if I have $10000 laying around my house and I have nothing to do with it.
Movie of the Moment: Introducing the Microsoft Surface.
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| Sunday, August 12, 2007 |
| I Fear |
" His face very white lor" - 9 ge / Jimmy / Iori82 describing one of his friend's boyfriend's trait.
Frankly speaking, I also want to have a very small and white face too... but I don't have such fortune... maybe in my next life...
Woke up from a nightmare during my afternoon nap !!! Althought I can't remember what it really was about, it really scared the poos out of me. So, to help myself recalled what was it, I decided to write down things that will drive me trembling down my spine.
10) Playing mahjong with a Bykugan User.
This got to be one of my worst fear. Playing mahjong with someone who can see thru anything... whats the fun in that...
9) Moon falling down on the poor naked monkeys.
Oh wait.. this only will happen in Gurren Lagann.
8) Sitting in 9 ge's vehicle without seat belt.
This would be more scary 1 year ago...
7) Sitting in Ah Seng's vehicle without seat belt.
This is sucide...
6) Trap alone in a small dark room...
Whats that word... Claustrophobia ?
5) Wearing that ugly green uniform.
I'm not sure if its a fear or not...but nothing good ever happen when I am wearing it...
4) Motherland or any of her companies proposed a tax hike / price increament for whatever reasons ~
I don't even need to think if it will be approved or not... it surely will. Let hope they don't propose something like air tax... you know, tax you for the amount of carbon dioxiode or other green house gases you release when you fart, burp or whatever.
3) Seeing only $0 in all my bank acc
I know money is not everything, but without enough of it, you cannot do anything and without any of it, you are nothing more than a parasite wasting the air on our not so blue and not so beautiful planet.
2)Drowning
Need I explain...
1) Flying cockroaches
Your only chance to see me run around and scream like a little girl...
Movie of the Moment: Golden Moment
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| Saturday, August 04, 2007 |
| I desires |
"Turns out you the villian Peter, I'm the hero" - Some guy who named himself after the brand of a watch.
I just woke up this noon and suddenly... I have the urge to get myself these stuff...
1) An Akatsuki coat (Click here for pix).
2) A box of Kellogs corn flakes.
3) The OST of Gurren Lagann if it exist
4) A Tube of Honey Dew Favoured Ice Cream
5) Winning toto ticket, group 3 and above will do.
6) Some self help book that can make me hardworking.
7) A job with Higher pay.
8) Seseme Paste soup with "tang yuan" from China Town.
9) A vacation to somewhere where no one will bother me.
10) A life
Guess something must be wrong with my head as my birthday is still far far away...
Movie of the Moment : You people don't know what you are missing out on...
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