| Monday, January 30, 2006 |
| Chinese New Year |
"I just saw Zhang Ziyi being rape By Andy lau and later making love with Takashi within a span of 10 mins !" - Evil Gui
The above statement might have been the fantasy of many females and maybe ahem Liahem onahemel. But, lets not indudge ourselves too much in this topic as this is not a sex blog that you can find frequently all over the net recently and I don't want a R21 rating for my blog. Anyway, to see the above mention scene, please go watch " House of Flying Daggers ".
Its Chinese New Year :) I would have liked to start this post with this but the scene describled in the above statement have been misguilding me. Forget that scene... This year... I won all mahjong games I played, starting from Eve to today :p A whole lot of scandals were dig out too... Now I know why my father don't like it when I go Johor.
Sad to say... my younger cousin ( Biao Mei ) have given birth to a kawaii daughter who will one day call me Uncle :( Now I really feel the never stopping cruel flow of time. It waits for no one ... lets hope no one call me Grand Uncle anytime soon...
Chinese New Year is also a time for friends to gather...Went to Yin Tong's house with Lokie, Yang Guo and Hongkie. Yes, as we gather on the square table, and started insulting 1 another ... our friendship grows deeper and my wallet got fatter :p Mahjong ... such a nice bonding game.
To conclude, I wish everyone (especially my rabbit, althought she will never know) a Happy Chinese New Year and a successful year ahead with alot and alot of $$$ forcing their way into your pocket. By the way, did anybody find the Osim new toy ( the ridding 1) a little bit obsence ? Maybe its just my corrupted mind...
PiX of the Moment: The Mindless Mass, our Future ?
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| Friday, January 27, 2006 |
| Whats Your Mystical Beast ? |
You are a nymph.
You're a very clever person, often full of energy;
so much, you don't know what to do with
yourself at times. This can come in handy
when cheering up a friends.
Nymphs are known for their sneaky, curious
tendancies.
Mythical Creatures
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Wait... isn't Nymph often associated with SEX ?
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| posted by Zegui @ 1:01 PM |
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| Tuesday, January 24, 2006 |
| 101: The Sex up Post (updated) |
"I see your face I think about sex"- Luah
That is 100% not the image I want to project. Can't anybody tell, I'm on the side of alls that pure and Just . Just because I am never going to be celibate nor do I look like the going to pratice monogamy type, does not mean I am some kind of sex beast...
Lately a certain ad on a certain man magazine caught my attention. If my memory serve me right , the ad is by " D Cup Chat Line" . That set me thinking... How would I know... I am talking to a D cup lady ? And why must it be D cup ? Is there anything special experience talking to them ? Or all D Cups are pretty girls ? I can easily imagine how it would be like if I were to call them...
EvilGui --- An innocent Young Man curious about the ad
D Cup lady --- A potientally Ugly Pig digging her nose as she answers the phone.
EvilGui : Hello
D Cup Lady: Ye
EvilGui : So... are you really a D Cup ?
D Cup Lady : Ye... Can't you hear from my low pitch voice due to my efforts to support my assets ?
EvilGui : No....
D Cup Lady : Can you hear my assets "boing boing" now ?
EvilGui: Not really
D Cup lady : Do you have any fantasy about me right now, its getting hot in here you know ?
EvilGui : I can't...
D Cup Lady : Then... Why are you calling this number ?
EvilGui : I guess I called the wrong number...
Thats most likely whats going to happen...I guess :p
PiX of the Moment : D cup ?
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| posted by Zegui @ 8:28 PM |
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| Sunday, January 22, 2006 |
| 100th Post |
"My baby daughter is born. Time 2138, weight 3570."- Weijie
Well , I never really expect my 100th post to be not totally about myself lol ~ Congrats Jie Ge, Oops, I should change it to , PaPa Jie now. Gosh... I suddenly feel so old now :'( I am old ...
The weekdays are really bad as usual. But this has to be 1 of the worst... Lost my keys... Got myself injured... broke my lock... only to find the keys inside... Have to admit... this is the longest time I have spend in MHC... I have always believe that each day I spend in MHC, my morale and luck will go down by 10% each day...
Yesterday was good...unfortunately... due to the pain in my body, can't really enjoy myself much... but I still feel very happy :) I know, its unfair to just summarise yesterday with just that sentence, but I currently having writer's block lol... can't really think how to express it. Damn it.. must be the effect of MHC also.
Last but not least, let me Congrate PaPa Jie once more, stay happy... I know the system sucks but bear with it ~
PiX of the Moment : My Poor Padlock.
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| Sunday, January 15, 2006 |
| Post 99: Key to my Heart |
| The Keys to Your Heart | 
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
haha... If only Somebody saw this...
By the way... 151 days to ORD !
FiNLabels: personality test |
| posted by Zegui @ 2:46 PM |
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| Saturday, January 14, 2006 |
| And the Rain have stopped ? |
"Compare to others, our life is quite good"- Fong
Finally the rain stopped... on friday the 13th. Anyway.. this is a week for celebration. The one who cannot be named that look like a fish has offically left and the silent one has taken over the rein of the company.
The COC video that was shown before The one who cannot be named that look like a fish left was priceless, a must watch for anybody that knows him.
My 1st guard duty of the year was fill with suspense and joy due to a trio lead by a monkey. O well, since is over...
My bunk will be empiter and empiter as the year progress... this is a good sign, it means I'm leaving soon too. I can't wait to leave even thou things are starting to look bright and sunny with SOC and ICCT hanging over the horizon ~... who am I kidding about the bright and sunny thingy.... I just want to get the hell out and I will forever hate the colour green!!!
PiX of the Moment : The one who cannot be named.
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| Tuesday, January 10, 2006 |
| Memories In the Rain |
"You must convince those 5 people to like me, then..."- Cencored
Rain rain rain... That seems to be the weather forcast for the past few days and the days to come...Not that I am complaining, I like the cool weather. Just that it make the colour of the sky so gloomy for so many days make me feel ... gloomy too. ( So I changed the BG music to make it not so)
The piggish white rabbit is sick !!! My fault too ... For bringing it out to play in a rainy and empty Chinatown. And I got complained that I am so fat that no one will want me :(
Even on the company coalition day...it rained, just that it rained on the wrong time. It rained today again... as if heaven is mourning the lost of something... Well they did lost something, me.
My head hurts as I am typing this... Maybe its because I am caught in the rain far too many days... But, I hope, it rains on thursday. Thats my 1st Guard Duty of 2006.
PiX of the Moment : The Sand Trio Shaking their Heads to the BG music.
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| Saturday, January 07, 2006 |
| Never Ending torment ??? |
"Maybe you have a girl who will let you up her when you win ... thats why you dare to be so arrogant.." - 9 inch
The above sentence is 100% not true, because if that is the truth, not only will I be arrogant about my mahjong ablities, I will be god like too lol~
Argh... The moment I step into the camp, a feeling of uneasiess overcomes me. Sad to say, life in MHC looks to sucks for months to come... Due to some health issues, I even got an anus probe this week :'(
On the bright side, the grouper face one who cannot be name looks to hand over his throne to the silent 1. Yet I sense some disturbing motive in the silent 1. He is suppose to bring balance to the force, not screw it completely... o well not like I care anyway... used to it ... Guess the influence from the grouper face one who cannot be name is too deeply etched in him already.
1 last clown act from the grouper face one that cannot be name and he will no longer be able rise his tyranical fist at me ... some how part of the Chorus of the Numa Numa song sounds like this to me :
"Praise the day Nala Nala left Nala Nala left Nala Nala Nala left"
Maybe theres something wrong with my ears. Need to see doctor again :(
Pix of the Moment: Result of 1 Pinch... Stop complaining the below bet is not Fair to the girl.
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| Monday, January 02, 2006 |
| 2006 |
"Heaven is like Hell without you"- Dunno where I read this from
Yipee... its 2006... The Year that I have been waiting for have arrive... althought nothing magical happened at the stroke of midnight on Jan 1st 2006....and Army life looks more and more depressing as each day passes, I still believe this will be a good year. Since nothing much happen lately( or maybe its because I have been doing nothing), I leave you a few pixs of a movie I really enjoyed lately.
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